doordashing hooters is insane. hes literally going there for the food and not the tits
unemployed bitches at 2:30 on a wednesday
the first person who decided to blow a kiss had the right idea; but the first person who decided to catch it????? definitely had the right idea
“i’m sending you my love even as you leave because i’ll love you wherever you are” -> “your love has found it’s way to me and now it’s in safe hands”
An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old
“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”